Saturday, May 21, 2011

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Oliveira Edmar
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confess: I'm fucked. I went into involuntary third age group, the irony that only outright calls for better age. And no return. So relax and enjoy (if possible!)

know when the boys start calling you uncle ? There you are between forty and fifty springs. It was painful, but could not imagine anything worse. Came "sir." That "sir," said improperly in your notice, it sounds some mockery, mockery, joke in bad taste. And you're going to miss when I called him uncle.

other day I met with a filmmaker friend in anti-examination room, a laboratory. Not restrain myself: before we met each other in a bar, is now here. And we talked despudorozamente, rates of glucose, cholesterol and unfailing PSA, which reminds us that it began one dedada a decade ago.

If before we separated a sum of money to overcome, once and for others, the routine of pints, now the reservation is for the prescription drugs continuously, which will only disappear when they disappear from our midst the face of the earth. And I buy both drugs, which already gave me, as a bonus, a little box with the days of the week to store medicines. Because already at that age we often forget it has already taken the medicine today. And run the risk of not taking the medicine, by forgetting, making up the pressure and exposed to a spill, or, whatever, take a double dose, also for oblivion, and have an ischemic stroke.

And, by that age, if you go to a doctor for any nonsense, flu, gastritis, receives as a bonus by age, a battery of tests that will appear in serious trouble. That is, here you can not feeling anything out that is an ill person. So I run to doctors like the plague. He who seeks finds, already told us the popular saying.

But it takes so much misery for compensation. And there ? We can make the accounts and has worked and provide for retirement. I confess that I did and now my spare time and still have half a year's license award to get. That's good. If we have to do. For doing nothing is unbearable environment. So I'm making some plans to occupy the time of doing nothing about filing the request for "enough, I'm old!" In recognition of the situation you thought "would never come."

My ticket was for seniors on May 11. But she had already happened a little earlier. You know when the penny dropped ? The pretty receptionist bank smiled at me and I, all prose, well rehearsed re a smile in return. The beauty agent gave me a form of preferential queue for me to be satisfied. It hurt.

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Chronicle of a former subscriber of newspaper reading newspaper

Geraldo Borges


Our generation has spoken too much of everything. For this reason I decided to choose as subject today, within the orbit of Piauinauta, my experience as a reader of the newspaper Folha de Sao Paulo, because I subscribe to one for over ten years. There are readers who read your newspaper from cover to cover, this has never happened to me, I am selective. I read the suggestion of titles, headlines, which is somewhat a summary of the content. Sometimes, if I have long been available I venture to make crosswords that never ceases to be a way exercise of neurons. I also appreciate the comic strips, mainly Garfield and Hagar. But I opened up all this. am a former subscriber of the newspaper.

During these ten years I read the sheet and saw my eyes go through texts of various columnists, some have disappeared without a trace, others continue with his column. Never missed any of them, unless of Marilene Felinto columnist, writer of talent and courage, and that it was not long in the newspaper.

But why did I stop to sign the sheet? There was no ideological issue. Perhaps a bit of geographic question, Brazil is huge and this literate culture does not reach everywhere on time, even television. For the dish good programs, and our time zones are varied.

happened that I moved bag and baggage to the city of Rondonopolis in the state of Mato Grosso. I gave my new address for the agency distributes the newspaper in Campo Grande. And waited the paper arrive on time, until I remembered the American films that we saw in the newspaper along with the milk bottle, the messenger left the apartment door early morning. Other times. When the player believe in his newspaper. And advertising will not tow.

The newspaper began to slow. I thought that soon normalize. Nothing. He kept delaying. And when he came was two or three at once. I would not read three newspapers then. would be a redundancy. Because they always say the same things in different editions. Glad that was approaching the end of my signature. Would last another month or so. Spent the month, the newspaper always arriving late. I turned down a new signature. At first I thought it would not get used without reading the newspaper, but I got used. I switched the paper for books. Took the opportunity to reread some classics, to enjoy better your content and I detoxify the default style of the essays in the press. In fact, the newspaper is an outdoor wheel that serves you to peruse, and that irritated me sincerely. I saw those pages and pages and pages full of ads for apartments and condominiums, the forests being destroyed in Brazil. Besides my hands dirty with sticky ink, I felt your evil - smelling exhumed the cops and the appalling headlines diversions of public money by corrupt politicians.

Once canceled my subscription claiming the delay continued, they promised to put everything in order, but it was just talk. It seems that there was no structure for the newspaper to get here daily. A subscriber for them, more or less, not to undermine the level of their signatures, even those who regard because they are not subscribers, advertisers and yes, these are the ones that pay the functioning of the newspaper.

The truth is that, much of our generation, all talk too much, speaks well and speaks badly, without reading the journals. I've hardly read more than newspaper and I will continue talking too much of everything, good and evil. When I want to get more detailed notions of political and social events that take place throughout Brazil and the world enter the online newspapers, internet access. I find The New York Times. Le Monde diplomatique, this two are bad enough. And so without budge house flip through two major newspapers on my desk promptly.

But I will say that I miss the newspaper. Even today I have with me clippings of his writings. Bizarre things that happen in everyday life in Brazil, for flagrant unusual magical realism worthy of Gabriel Garcia Marquez, which can be sources of literary recreation.

Today newspaper, old media, is at a crossroads, butting heads with the electronic newspaper. This reminds me of an old cartoon in English newspaper USA TODAY published in Folha de Sao Paulo in his old multimedia column. The text is in English, in dialogue form. For clarity, I will describe a little scene. The father is reading a newspaper, the boy is on the computer. The father says: "Junior When You are my age, the price of a stamp Will Be over a dollar." The son asked plugged into the Internet: "What is a stamp?"

So I guess I already said too much. But I still have one thing to say. After more than ten years of newspaper subscribers won as a consolation prize, a book by Sergio Buarque de Holanda - Brazil, Vision of Paradise, to myself, coincidence or not, sounded like a great irony, since today we have Brazil is truly a frightening sight. But daunting than paradise.

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Oliveira Edmar
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also tried, like Gerard, is a former newspaper subscriber. And also, it was not an ideological reason, I tried and then gave up.
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first attempt to quit. Here in Rio de Janeiro there is only one newspaper, O Globo. The Extra is a Globe bloodiest get close to the populations most exposed to violence. Marino is also the family. Day, despite having been sold by the Marine maintains an editorial line to compete with the Extra and play your audience hungry for tragedies around here. The Jornal do Brazil, which I signed until his death, was murdered by Tanura, a newspaper that wanted less, but the brand. In fact, and this is absolutely tragic for a city the size of Rio, there is only one newspaper in the metropolis. Until Teresina has more options than in Rio Therefore, the lack of choice was already a reason to stop reading the single thought. And it has a tradition of "O Globo" newspaper as the representative of the elite southern Rio. Its columnists, no escape, they had to write as a hard line. Merval, Miriam Leitao, Vidor, Elimar, are the backbone of The Globe. One can not read without nausea. Moreno put it if funny to gossip, which also is a specialty of Ancelmo. Replace Ibrahim Sued, not Zosimus, which was better than them. Ubaldo sulk in a systematic opposition to Lula, which pleases the editorial. Zuenir and clash with VerĂ­sssimo are skating, but skating only. Jabor, a militant of the PSDB writing worse than that FHC is also a columnist. Gaspari information inherited by the soldiers and sometimes boring. The news, as well as Gerard says, are repeated every day and change just as the color weather map. Are reasons to unsubscribe. So why back?
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discover, not without a scare, I'm addicted to a paper journal. I like the smell, the unfolding of leaves, dirt that is in the hands, and when the time I left, I find myself reading even commercials. I have noticed that sometimes I do not know what I just read. But I have to.
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do not like electronic newspapers. I can not stand the glare of the computer screen and I can not go and read the pages the way I read (forward and backward, leaving the newspaper upside down). I do not think the smaller grace.
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It is too bad to take a computer to the bathroom ...

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